*kisses ADSL modem*

HA HA HA EAT MY DUST, OLD WIRELESS INTERNET CONNECTION OF 4KB/S. Man, you have no idea how nice it is to click on a youtube video and have it play immediately rather than pausing it for half an hour so it can buffer 2 minutes of film. Or use gmail not on the "for slow connections" setting. And not be randomly booted off the webbernets because there's no signal.

Touch wood the new connection remains shiny.