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The only thing better than Skippy's List of 213 things he's no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army is to give the link to a co-worker and watch them read it for the first time (even if it does contravene rule 87). Turns out you *can* choke on nothing but air :).
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.
199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.
199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
