...but does it come with minions?

Okay, now you guys know that my overlording plans are strictly on the side (tax benefits for professional overlords are negligible), but there is a decommissioned Titan Missile Silo for sale. On ebay.

1.5 million dollars, 57 acres and seven-ish buildings above ground, sixteen buildings and thousands of feet of tunnels below ground.

( drawing from the auction page behind cut )

Tell me you don't look at that and think: Lair!
And also: Bargain!

I'll be over here, revising my Plans drinking chai. Yes, delicious chai and no evil laughter whatsoever. Um.


(brought to my attention by this Penny Arcade comic)