Now *that's* ironic

Slightly buried by uni assignments. Assignments with really small wordcounts. Someone famous and witty (and therefore probably apocryphal, rather than the variously-attributed Churchill/Twain/Lincoln) once said, "If you want me to speak for an hour, give me a moment’s notice; if you want me to speak for half an hour, give me a day’s notice; if you want me to speak for five minutes – give me a week." These gorram short assignments are taking so long, they're driving me batty.

So before I swoop off, a link that gave me grim satisfaction: Alanis Morissette's "Ironic", changed to be actually ironic.