Christmas time is here, by golly...

...Hesitation would be folly
Deck the hall with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when.
--Tom Lehrer, A Christmas Carol.

And an inevitable meme (real posts soon, I promise!):

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave active_apathy a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday waterfall8484 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I helped liadlaith hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been nice (468 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, deepfishy

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I'm not quite sure why Dutch Ovens are naughty, or why eating the merry green baubles of doom brussel sprouts only garners one nice point, but you don't question the jolly man in the very fine hat.

(Though helping someone hide a body is nice, don't you think?)

The fun part was refreshing the page to see all the hijinks I evidently got up to over the year (including genocide and ruling Asscrackistan). Sometimes I was nice. Sometimes I was naughty. Sometimes I deserved a moldy sandwich (this is why I make my own food).

Hmm. Maybe it's time to put up the sparkly tree, and make the long-overdue Christmas cake (It's meant to be made around October so it can be fed whisky regularly over a period of several weeks. Will just have to up the dosage!). Ah, Christmas: the cause of, and solution to, all our seasonal problems.